17,2K 1 “Invite” from my daughter's 3rd-grade teacher: Oooh the benefits of being a “Single Parent” 17,2K
26,6K 1 Step-Mother Nature’s step-daughter: April Showers bring May Flowers (Bruh you better bring a raincoat) 26,6K
9,3K 1 I told her I had to work two or three hours over. She sent me this: I was at the house 15 mins later 9,3K
13,5K 2 5 She sent me this “Invite” & said, “Bring what you want.” So I brought an appetite & a hard dick 13,5K
6,1K 2 Hair-day: I get this every time (she knows when I cum to pay, I leave a “Big Tip” with her stylist) 6,1K
23,6K 1 She gon’ tell me: You can’t cum in me I forgot to take my pill, No worries I’m cummin’ right here 23,6K
12,6K 3 My co-workers always ask, why is he in such a rush to get home (cause I get this after a shower) 12,6K
12,2K 3 On our first trip to “Sin City”, I might be losing in the casino but I always win in her slot 12,2K
21,7K 1 71 Sorry Uncle Mack, I “got” to “get” at her (rub hot baby oil all over her fine ass & do the nasty) 21,7K
13,6K 1 The instructor of my girls' new work-out class (NO MEN ALLOWED) but there’s a lot of Peeping Toms 13,6K
9,7K 8 “Ma it’s ok to play with yourself” while I’m away on Biz (she sends me these so I can play too!!) 9,7K
6,2K 1 I told her “Get a hobby Ma, something with your hands” (Look how beautiful they are)…day 7 6,2K