14,9K 1 “Invite” from my daughter's 3rd-grade teacher: Oooh the benefits of being a “Single Parent” 14,9K
23,6K 1 Mother Nature’s daughter: April Showers bring May Flowers (Bruh you better bring a raincoat) 23,6K
8,3K 1 I told her I had to work two or three hours over. She sent me this: I was at the house 15 mins later 8,3K
11,9K 2 5 She sent me this “Invite” & said, “Bring what you want.” So I brought an appetite & a hard dick 11,9K
5K 2 Hair-day: I get this every time (she knows when I cum to pay, I leave a “Big Tip” with her stylist) 5K
17,8K 1 She gon’ tell me: You can’t cum in me I forgot to take my pill, No worries I’m cummin’ right here 17,8K
11,2K 3 My co-workers always ask, why is he in such a rush to get home (cause I get this after a shower) 11,2K
8,6K 3 On our first trip to “Sin City”, I might be losing in the casino but I always win in her slot 8,6K
14,6K 1 71 Sorry Uncle Mack, I “got” to “get” at her (rub hot baby oil all over her fine ass & do the nasty) 14,6K
13,2K 2 There’s nothing better than a Good home-cooked meal & all this Good Yella Ass for dessert 13,2K
11,1K 1 The instructor of my girls' new work-out class (NO MEN ALLOWED) but there’s a lot of Peeping Toms 11,1K
8,9K 8 “Ma it’s ok to play with yourself” while I’m away on Biz (she sends me these so I can play too!!) 8,9K
5,6K 1 I told her “Get a hobby Ma, something with your hands” (Look how beautiful they are)…day 7 5,6K