What's the most ridiculous excuse you've used to skip a date

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Dripping… and it’s not sweat

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I just want you to imagine the naughty things we can do together

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I don’t play hard to get, I play to get you hard

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Sweet on the outside, naughty where it counts

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My ass will surprise you

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Your slutty girl is ready for anything

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Try me but don’t disappoint

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Too flirty, too fun, and way too much to handle

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If you wait for the reveal, you'll get to see how perfect my tits are

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My ass is so soft and plump, it's like a bouncy house for your dick

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I might be trouble but the fun kind

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Look but don’t touch unless I say so

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