Always be a smart ass in the bedroom or she’ll think your a dumbass

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Best way to get one is by easy open access

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😏if your o’lady is easily distracted then don’t make it a 3some

A Adulttoonz

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The bigger the ASS, the louder the CLAP💥

A Adulttoonz

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😁when your outnumbered just lay there it’ll be fine

A Adulttoonz

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😏she wasn’t lying

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😈hid my phone under the towel so she wouldn’t see it

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Gotta leave your mark

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😏not a bad reminder

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😏when you deliver a pizza and she gives you a huge tip🍆

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😏I’ve never said NO

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Only A kinky sex freak would say something like that

A Adulttoonz

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😁who else still plays “TAG”

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